Because sometimes you just need to pick up a Snickers and a live frog on the same shopping trip.
Crocodiles in the frozen meat section
Snickers with a side of batteries
Mixed meat guess-o-rama
Real live hopping frogs
Rea live hopping frogs mixed with real live swimming turtles
And the even fancier whole turtle option
Orange juice and cooking oil combination set for... something...
All the rice you could ever hope for
Sausage by the binful
Top-of-the-line Walmart-brand liquor
Dried Squid
Premium liquor box sets
Watermelons for one
Deception of sheep offal
Assorted dried reptile parts
Open-air racks of ribs
An entire shark so you can bite back
Chopsticks, chopsticks, and more chopsticks
Crazy varities of eggs
Fox meat
Ducks. Interesting ducks.
Men's anti-bacterial underwear
Even "Fat Guy Underwear"
Pig faces to change your dreams into nightmares
Beef granules wrapped like little candies
Luxury candy
Powdered Horse Milk
"Diet Water"
Meat water
Conveniently located condoms in the checkout asiles
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