The difference between an Olympic Swimmer and an Olympic Gymnast

Finally found one of these. Clearly, my cat loves it, just like the box said she would!

I'm hungry and my refrigerator is full, but…

They were selling fake grenades in this gift shop and this was the sign over them.

A cast you can scratch under

If he runs into himself, game over.

Flap flap.

Game Of Thrones author George R. R. Martin telling it like it is

Unattended children

My dad has had this on his keys for years and I just noticed what it says. My mom’s name is Debbie…

And he still keeps rocking… Legend.

Daves for life!

It’s not everyday you find a car under your garden.

A Whole Raw Potato.

Seems legit.

So this guy stole my friend's phone…

Especially for an indecisive person such as myself, this is how Netflix works

My buddy forgot to set his e-brake when unloading his boat.

My friend got detained at airport security for packing this "hand grenade" in her suitcase.

Just sayin……

I swear they could sell these by the dozen and make a fortune. Forget muffin-tops; sell me a tray of cone-bottoms!

A friend of mine told her dad that she wanted an air conditioner for her room… he came back with this.

Gimp suit on the subway

What do YOU think the driver is doing ?

A hero in her own battle

Jackie Chans Facebook page just posted this, made by one of his fans

Those of you in the tech industry will relate

Awkward Swimming Pool [OC]

Looks like someone got a little over zealous with the brakes

An actual mustache ride at Country USA

My little brother texted me a picture today…

Good Guy Spiderman

This is what happens when you get into a car accident while hauling multiple buckets of paint

Step out of the office for five minutes and came back to this

So a savior walks into a bar.

My coworkers put this in my yard. OC

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A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift

This guy waves at me every day, his signs get more and more creative.

Pug raising abandoned TIGER cubs as if they were their own after the cats' mother abandoned them.(in russia)

My right eye is split vertically – brown on one side and green on the other. As a baby it was blue and brown.

Saw this in today's paper

Jimmy Kimmel on gay marriage.

I ordered a Caesar salad at the JFK airport today…

My dad is the funniest person he knows…..

The easiest sign in the world to vandalize

From one asshole to another

Under where?

Maybe one of the best selfies of all times

If you use live tweets on a broadcast, maybe you should leave off the username.